We hope you enjoy our joke selection...
Why does the toilet roll, roll down the the hill?
To get to the bottom! 
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hello bud!
Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
Because he wouldn't stop horsing around!
Why wouldn't the crab share his treasure?
Because he was shellfish!
Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
Because she is always running away from the ball!
Where do cows go out for a date?
The moovies!
What does the ocean do when it sees friends?
It waves!